Letter 6081: When your boy delivered a single letter, he insisted I write back immediately, as if he were about to rush straight...

Quintus Aurelius SymmachusUnknown|c. 399 AD|Quintus Aurelius Symmachus
humor

When your boy delivered a single letter, he insisted I write back immediately, as if he were about to rush straight home to you. But as I discovered, he was actually heading further on and used a sly trick: his companion Rusticus would carry my letter back while he went on his way. Now he's returned and collected a second letter. I imagine you're laughing that I was outfoxed by a servant's ruse and paid double for a single delivery -- the cunning little slave got two letters for the price of one trip.

I'd go on, but there's nothing more to add. You're closer to the city and busier with more important matters, enjoying equal leisure. It's your job to share the news with those of us stuck out here. Farewell.

Modern English rendering for readability. See the 19th-century translation or original Latin/Greek for scholarly use.

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